The Onion gets it right :)

[Jess Mitchell]

Internet Users Demand Less Interactivity
By The Onion.
"Tired of being bombarded with constant requests to share content on
social media, bestow ratings, leave comments, and generally 'join in
on the discussion,' the nation's Internet users demanded substantially
less interactivity this week..."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/internet-users-demand-less-interactivity,30920/

And just in case… this is satire.

Jess